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Where Do I Hide My Sex Toys?
For those that have collected a number of sex toys often have the same question: Where do I keep these private items?
After a survey from 150 people whom all own bedroom entertainment we have complied a few suggestions of where you can discreetly and conveniently store your toys.
Keep Them in Reach of the Bed
This heading speaks for itself. Nothing is more of a mood killer during foreplay when you have to interrupt the passion by getting up and going to dig them out from the back of your cupboard or in the underwear drawer. If it’s not close to the bed then it probably is not the best place to store them. The same goes for condoms, lubricant and massage oils. Keep them close or plan ahead.
In the Nightstand
This is probably the most convenient place to keep your sex toys, however if you have nosey children or parents that may rifle through your nightstand then you may want to reconsider. If you are just wanting to be inconspicuous, nightstands have drawers, and this would be a handy place to store them. It is close to the bed for ease of access. Win-win.
An astounding number of people keep their toys in a shoe box. This is a common place as it is discreet, inconspicuous and honestly, who is going to go through shoe boxes? Often it is stored under the bed. Some people even line the inside of the box with a softer material or padding to protect their toys.
In the Bed
Yes, IN the bed, between the mattress and the base of the bed. The concern of breaking your toys comes to mind, however if you have inexpensive toys that are not they can easily slide under that mattress for safe keeping and ease of access. It is also less likely that someone will lift your mattress than open your drawer.
However if you use this place to store other items, in the swing of things grabbing the wrong item may happen and kill the mood altogether. Also keep in mind; if you do not change your bedding yourself then it is more likely for someone to come across your toys which defeat the purpose of hiding them. In this case consider another hiding place.
This is probably the most elaborate and expensive option, but custom cases can be made for storing and keeping your sex toys out of unwanted hands. There are companies who will, custom make a case for you, which includes padding on the inside and a lock. This is the ideal answer however it is costly and could take a while for your case to be completed.
For Brazen People Only
Using Tupperware can keep your toys fresh, clean, tidy and neat, and stores them all in one easily accessible place. The bathroom cabinet is also another that got some high votes. But the general consensus is to leave them in plain view for the world to see.
While not everyone is brave enough to leave their toys out in plain view, there are many options for those that prefer to store them. Pick a storage method that works for you and don’t forget to have fun. Line the nightstand drawer with soft material or decorate your shoe box or even decorate your Tupperware.